March 5: Namesake Day

Today we celebrate our namesakes, our names, our name meanings, and the cosmic power that unites us all...or something like that.  I have no idea who you all are named for, but I'm quite capable of looking up your name meanings (picking the one I like best, whether it's the most common or not) and then doing strange things with those for you.  So let's commence!

Today we celebrate all Coreys for their broad dwarf-ness, solid prairies, and deep acres.  Their earthy-hideaways are naturific shelters nestled in the hills, valleys, and caves of the woodlands.  They are an even-tempered people with crafty hands and generous hearts.  Also, their name is for black people, according to thinkbabynames.com.

And now a few selections from urbandictionary.com for "Corey":

1. The act of receiving self satisfaction while looking at yourself in the mirror.
2. Your physical peak, the other definition of Manly, or just being possibly the greatest human being who has ever lived.
3. One who can Perform an "ass-clap".
4. A hidden talent all Corey's share is the ability to soak in knowledge, and use it for the greater good, like ability to do great hair and make up!
5. This name is given to a boy who is handsome, trustworthy and smart...many people would love to be "Corey".
6. Slang Cockney word for penis.

Today we celebrate all Adriennes for their smoldering good looks and shadowy cloyingness.  They are intensely dusky in their mysterious fertility with an air of vivid prosperity that follows them everywhere they go.  People of the night they are--with plentiful luxury and lush obscurity.

And now a few selections from urbandictionary.com for "Adrienne":

1. Amazing, extremely sexy, attractive, tendency to geek out to music and random things, cute, funny, amazing in bed, awesome kisser, nice ass, AMAZING PERSONALITY!!!
2. Puts the A in WAM.
3. One smokin ass bitch.
4. Crazy as shit / they are usually walking around with a confused smile on their face.
5. LOVES the color pink.
6. Could beat up any guy.

Scotts the world over are celebrated today for their loyal heroism and painted confidence.  These people are the spirited but strong-willed type, who travel cleverly and persuade actively.  Their warrior heart is fierce with nobility and brave in the to the point of illustrious.

And now a few selections from urbandictionary.com for "Scott":

1. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army.
2. Scott also likes to think hes a Playa...but he's too caring to be a Playa...
3. See: Jesus Christ, Chuck Norris
4. Incredibly good looking with a great six pack. Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.
5. Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs.
6. Possibly, and most likely, the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

I celebrate all of you on this most important of days.  I hope you feel celebrated.  The end.